Doonesbury by Garry Trudeau for November 12, 1984
Transcript:
Mike: Go ahead, Zonker. Tell J.J. what you just told me. Zonker: J.J., your worries are over. I've decided to go to med school. J.J.: Uh-huh. And I"m joining hte Bolshoi. Zonker: I'm serious, J.J. - I've applied to the Baby Doc college of physicians, the finest new med school in all of Haiti! And I don't want to sound cocky or anything, but I have every reason to believe that I'm a shoo-in! Honey: I don't know, sir. I've never seen grades like these. Duke: I don't care, Dean Honey. We need him to shore up the volleyball squad!