Doonesbury by Garry Trudeau for June 30, 1985
June 29, 1985
July 01, 1985
Transcript:
TV: And now a word from Clairol...hair colorists, by appointment of the White House. White House: Of course, my dear, bitsy is definitely old money! Why, she made her fortune in a divorce settlement in 1973! Ha ha! Oh, Mister Julus you're like a breath of fresh air! I just don't know what I'd do without your regular dollops of rodeo drive gossip! Well, it's fun, Mrs. R. but for me, the best thing about coming here is I get to dye your hair every three weeks with Clairol's chestnut and moon gold. Yes, I guess that's true. Thank goodness for you Clairol consulting fee. That's right, darling, if not for Clairol, how else could a Beverly Hills hairdresser afford the $15,000 a year it cost to fly here to dye your hair with Clairol's easy-to-use chestnut and moon gold? It's a wonderful thing Clairol is doing, Mister Julus. So true, Mrs. R! Clairol understands that a first lady's hair doesn't just belong to her. Her hair represents the nation! And Clairol doesn't even want any publicity? Heavens, no. They're just happy knowing the official fist lady hair coloring is Clairol's chestnut and moon gold!
