Doonesbury by Garry Trudeau for August 02, 1985
Transcript:
Person: Please, Marcia, reconsider! Marcia: Sorry, Albert, I'm flattered, but my mind is made up. Bartender: Marcia, can we finish this up? Marcia: ready when you are, Patrick! Bartender: Do you, Marcia, being singular an dsane, vow to get on with your life, forswearing all campaigns to locate, Mr. Right? Marcia: I do! Bartender: By the authority vested in me by the New York State liquor comission, I now pronounce you off the market! Marcia: Free at last! Bartender: You may now kiss the bartender!