Doonesbury by Garry Trudeau for April 20, 1986

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Duke: I wonder what my new owner is like? I hope to gosh he's a non-smoker. Zonker: Salesperson: ..And of course your zombie will come with a two-year supply of controlling agent, the zombie's cucumber. Zonker: I won't be needing it. Salesperson: Suit yourself. Unless you have anything to add I guess we have a deal. Zonker: Not so fast. I'm going to need some verification that the man you're holding is in fact my uncle. Salesperson: Verification? What did you have in mind? Zonker: Duke has a tattoo on his upper right thigh. I want you to describe it for me. Salesperson: Very well. Let me go take a look. That's the most sick, repulsive... Zonker: It is him!