Doonesbury by Garry Trudeau for April 24, 1986
Transcript:
Zonker: Um....Honey, I think we might be overloading Uncle Duke's circuits a little here. Maybe if I could be alone with him... Honey: You? But you don't have the same intimate rapport that... Zonker: What are you talking about? I've known Uncle Duke most of my life! Honey: Maybe, but I'm his second-in-command here, and I... Zonker: Honey, I paid for him! Honey: That's it, lord it over me! Duke: I don't trust this chick. She's got paternity suit written all over her.