Doonesbury by Garry Trudeau for June 13, 1986
Transcript:
Zonker: Well, that does it. My appointment is on for tomorrow! Mike: What title are you applying for, Zonk? Zonker: Well, there's a viscountcy I like that's been priced to move at $17,000. Mike: Why economize, Zonk? You're worth $3 million! Zonker: Hey, call me Ben Franklin. How do you think I came to be worth money like that, Mike? Mike: You won it in a lottery, Ben. Zonker: Sure, but with a single ticket!