Doonesbury by Garry Trudeau for May 11, 1987
Transcript:
Sal: Hi. I'm Sal Doonesbury, and I'd like to welcome you to the institute for immaculate contraception, popularly known as Whoopee U.! As district sales manager trainees, you are here to learn the whoopee way of life. It may be the most important course of instruction you ever take! When you sell Dr. Whoopee, you are selling hope. You become part of the solution. You'll be saying no to a myriad of social problems! Of course, you'll also be winning fabulous prizes! Person: Sal, how many points for the catcher's mitt?