Doonesbury by Garry Trudeau for December 24, 1987

Transcript:

Zonker: You know, lords and ladies, I started thinking as I was coming over here today...why am I the first St. Austell-in-the-moor In a thousand generations to go to college? Was it because all my predecessors were weak? Weak? Those people who could work on their stamp collections eight hours a day, and then shoot quail for another four? Is that why they didn't go to college? People: No! It was because they had no platform on whic to stand! Zonker: No! It was becaue they were airheads!