Doonesbury by Garry Trudeau for November 14, 1988
November 13, 1988
November 15, 1988
Transcript:
Man: We're projecting an '89 deficit of over $5 million? Stan, how is this possible? Stan: It's because our tuition income is off, sir. Our freshman class is the smallest it's been in years. And we can't fill it up without lowering our admission standards even further than we already have! Man: Oh. How low is that? Stan: Well, currently we don't accept anyone with a criminal record.
