Doonesbury by Garry Trudeau for February 06, 1990
Transcript:
J.J.: Mike, the fact is, life is busy, and getting busier every day. Mike: What's that got to do with it? J.J.: It's got everything to do with it, Mike! I heard it on Mark's radio show. The only married people our age who still have time for sex are those trying, joylessly, to make babies! Mike: Let me get this straight. We're not having sex because some idiot on the radio said that people our age no longer have time for it? J.J.: Mike, it's a proven trend. Accept it! Mike: I'm going for a bowl of oat bran.