Doonesbury by Garry Trudeau for February 18, 1990
Transcript:
Ron Headrest: Time to get my act together! Yo, home boy! Is this the Holmsby homestead, stead? Boy: Wha...? Ron Headrest: What's up, birthday boy, boy? Boy: Hey...it's him! Mom: Wow! Ron Headrest! Ron Headrest: It's p-p-party time! Let me entertain you! Wanna hear my strictly up-to-date views on the Cold War? Sure you do! It's not over! That's right, it's not over! How's that for entertainment? Yuk! Yuk! Heard the one about acid rain? It needs more study! The deficits? Not my fault! And get this - it was not arms for hostages! Ha, ha! I'm k-k-killing me, me! How about a cake, cake, buckaroo! You can have it and eat it, t-t-too! Allow me to blow out the candles! Yeaa! Girl: He's so cool! How'd you get him to come on your TV, Oliver? Boy: Dad paid him $25,000! Girl: You lucky stiff! Ron Headrest: Well, that's the act! Gotta Ron!