Doonesbury by Garry Trudeau for March 04, 1990
Transcript:
Russian # 1: This has got to be the coldest winter on record! Russion # 2: We deserve a break! Russina # 3: You said it! Russian # 4: Oh, no...look at this line...excuse me, how long have you been waiting? Russian # 1: Since early this morning. Russian # 4: Since early this morning? I knew we should have allowed more time! Scalper: You folks want to avoid the line? Couple: What? We're in luck! A scalper! Man: You got anything good left? Woman: We'll need two! Scalper: Twenty rubles! Man: Does it come with ketchup? Scalper: No. You have to ask for it.