Doonesbury by Garry Trudeau for March 25, 1990
Transcript:
Zonker: Ah! That's my-tee fine java! Andy Rooney (on TV): This is Andy Rooney. Doncha just hate racism? I know I do. I can't stand the way it gets unde the skin and festers. I mean, who needs it? Life's complicated enough. You want to know what else bugs me? Homophobia. I don't get it. I mean what's the point? It's hard to spell, and it just gets people upset. Besides, if gays want to water down their genes by not reproducing themselves, it's okay with me. Anothing thing - poor judgment. Doesn't it just get on your nerves?