Doonesbury by Garry Trudeau for May 27, 1991
Transcript:
Honey: You bellowed, sir? Duke: Honey, break out a case of our best Moet! I'm celebrating tonight! Honey: What's the occasion, sir? Duke: I've officially become an alcoholic! Honey: But...but you've always had a drinking problem, sir... Duke: I mean, in the clear! Honey: Wonderful news, sir! How long have you been off drugs? Duke: I have no idea. But I feel great!