Doonesbury by Garry Trudeau for March 15, 1992

Transcript:

Roland: Good evening from...from... um...hello? Oh, there you are. Greetings from New Hampshire! I'm Roland Hedley and this is a special edition of "Rollie's Picks", my quadrennial campaign forecast! Because of the long lead time required to process this exquisitely hand-colored Sunday feature, I'm actually speaking to you from the vantage of January 10, over two months ago... Which makes my presidential prognostications all the bolder! Unlike most pundits, I can't revise my projections! I'm locked in, working without a net, putting my reputation on the line! Okay, let's get to it! On the democratic side, it's Jerry Brown breaking out of the pack, with Tom Harkin close behind. Tsongas is dead, and Clinton, whose rumored affairs never surfaced, has been mortally wounded by lack of press coverage! On the G.O.P. side, Bush has been battered by unsubstantiated allegations of infidelity, leaving the field wide open for David Duke, who has made short work of fellow fruitcake Pat Buchanan! There you have it - my pre-season picks as notarized below! Am I on the money? You be the judge!