Doonesbury by Garry Trudeau for July 25, 1992
Transcript:
Joanie: How could you hire Zonker to look after my nameless grandchild? Have you two lost your minds? J.J.: You should talk, Mom! How about the succession of prize-winners you've had for Jeff? How about Heidi, the teen-age mutant who took Jeff on a date with her? Joanie: J.J., on her worst day, Heidi isn't one-tenth as unreliable, irresponsible, and scatterbrained as Zonker is! Zonker: She's trying to get me canned, isn't she, Mike? Mike: Well, yes, but I'm sure she means those things in a good way.