Doonesbury by Garry Trudeau for January 08, 1993
Transcript:
May: I'm really sorry about Des, Ray. He's just been so out of control lately... Ray: Don't worry about me and Des, May. I can handle his act. May: That's what the last guy I dated said. He told me he loved kids... Next thing I know, he's saying, "It's either him or me." Ray: Wicked. How long had you been dating? May: About an hour and a half. Ray: Won't happen to me. 'Course, I'm armed.