Doonesbury by Garry Trudeau for November 17, 1993

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Mike Milken: Remember, if you get caught "parking" stock, your defense is this: everybody does it, but I didn't know it was going on. Got it? To show you what I mean, let's take a look at some of your student-managed portfolios. Is Mr. Leawood here today? Mr. Leawood: Right here, Professor Milken! Milken: Mr. Leawood, last Friday, your account balance was $10,540. When the market closed yesterday, it stood at $17,790. How do you explain the dramatic two-day gain of $7,250? Mr. Leawood: I stole it from my parents' account. Milken: Okay, good. But remember - others did it. People you trusted.