Doonesbury by Garry Trudeau for May 15, 1994

Transcript:

Graduating students: "It was the best of times..." "It was the worst of times." What's that from again? It doesn't matter anymore. President King:...And finally, to parents here today, a bit of advice: suffer your children gladly. If they do not make their way out into the world immediately, it is because the world has become such a forbidding place in these times...never has a class graduated into such an uncertain and bleak economic environment...How bleak? Well, this year, only a single company recruited on campus, down from two last year! We are, of course, deeply grateful to the remaining employer for it's commitment to our fine graduates...But losing McDonald's was a blow. Students: Gap! Gap! Gap! Gap! Woof! Woof! Woof!