Doonesbury by Garry Trudeau for July 20, 1994

Transcript:

B.D.: I want you to go for it with my story, Sid! Top dollar, bidding wars, the whole nine yards! Sid: You got it, Chief! B.D.: What do you think the interview's worth? 50 grand? 100? Sid: Well, I...Hey...I just realized something...you're a cop! B.D.: Well, of course I'm a cop. So what? Sid: So you're not allowed to talk! You're a material witness! You might have to testify, and you can't be tainted! B.D.: But I didn't see anything! Nothing! Sid: Hold it...