Doonesbury by Garry Trudeau for May 22, 1996
Transcript:
Alex: Lt. Tripler, my daddy wants to know what you do in the Navy. You sail around and stuff, right? Sailor: No, I'm a morale officer. I'm assigned to NATO IFOR, and I'm tasked to keep the spirits of our fighting men from flagging. This particular operation is a little tougher than most, because I have to accomplish my mission without the use of alcohol, which has been banned. Soldier: Lieutenant? Did you order 3,000 parcheesi sets? Sailor: Finally! Get them to the men in the field ASAP!