Doonesbury by Garry Trudeau for August 15, 1996
Transcript:
Alex: You know what the problem was, dadster? You didn't move fast enough! You didn't get your best offer on the table! When her Paris job came up, you were like, "don't go," okay? And then she was like, "why not?" And you were like, "gee, I dunno," and so she was like, "Au revoir," okay? And then three months later, you show up and you're like, "ta-da! Let's get married!" And she's like, "Hello? Excuse me?" And now you're like, "boo-hoo"? Puh-leeze! Mike: Harsh, honey...