Doonesbury by Garry Trudeau for March 02, 1997

Transcript:

Mark: "Eileen - please come back. I love you. Dick". And we're back chatting with disgraced ex-Clinton advisor Dick Morris. You still there, Dick? Dick Morris: Yes, I am, Mark! Mark: Dick, you were saying you had a request to make. Dick Morris: Yes, I was wondering if you could play "Blueberry Hill" and dedicate it to my estranged wife, Eileen. I want to remind her of all the great times we had back when we were just two crazy kids in love. Mark: Uh-huh. You know what I think is going on here, Dick? I think you've calculated that if you can win back the most aggrieved party, your wife, then the American public will have to forgive you, too. Am I close? Dick Morris: Think it'll work? Mark: Could be. It's a great tune. (Radio): Ah found my thrill...