Doonesbury by Garry Trudeau for April 09, 1997

Transcript:

Kid: Forget it, Mr. Butts! You're not welcome here! Mr. Butts: Fifth-graders! Talk about brainwashed! Listen, kids, it won't be long before you're teenagers, and you all know what that means - rebellion! There's no stopping it! So if not by smoking, how else are you going to act out? Unprotected sex? Drugs? Crime? Earrings? Kid: Unprotected what? Mr. Butts: See? You're not ready for that stuff! That's why smoking is the smart choice!