Doonesbury by Garry Trudeau for November 30, 1997
Transcript:
B.D.: So why should your son come play for team Nike at Walden, Mrs. Stone? Well, for openers, our athletes have great uniforms! Eric here will never be caught in raggedy or out-of-style colors! Off the field, same deal. Our starters wear nothing but Tommy Hilfiger. And all our underwear comes to us courtesy of Calvin Klein! Also, as a member of team Nike at Walden, you'll be lining up against the class of the field - Reebok, Adidas and many other leading brands! Eric: Hmm... B.D.: You don't have to decide right away, Eric. Talk it over with your mom. Eric: Well, I have always wanted to kick Reebok butt. Mrs. Stone: It's true, ever since he was a kid. B.D.: Well, this is your chance, son!