Doonesbury by Garry Trudeau for December 07, 1997

Transcript:

Lacey: You know, Pearl, it used to bother me that you were the cute one with all the beaus...but I don't mind so much anymore. Now that we're in college, I've learned to accept myself as I am. I have loads of friends, and I do ever so well in my studies, so I needn't... Elmont: Alice! They're about to give out free stale donuts behind the Krispy Kreme! I need you to help fill out the forms! Alice: I'm still talking to Lacey, ducks. Could you wait just a minute? Elmont: Roger! I'm on it! Lacey: And still you have the pretty boys at your feet! Alice: Sorry, darlin' - I didn't mean to rub your nose in it.