Doonesbury by Garry Trudeau for January 14, 1999
Transcript:
Mike: You know, one of the questions people frequently ask us is, "why does your feature always seem so current?" Zonker: Well, first of all, we use only hand-sorted, garden-fresh information provided by trusted insider sources! Mike: Hard information is key! It allows us to report confidently, for instance, that Clinton will either resign this week...or he won't! Mike: Without good sources, we wouldn't know that!