Doonesbury by Garry Trudeau for September 15, 1999
Transcript:
Mark: Governor Bush, you recently seemed to imply that you used cocaine before 1975, that is, before it was commonly used in social circles like yours...do you really expect the American people to believe you were taht cutting edge in your choice of street drugs? Cowboy hat/Bush Jr.: No! I mean yes! I...Look! I'll talk about my sex life! I'll talk about my alcohol abuse! But I will not discuss something as personal and private as cocaine! Roland: Governor, is it true you once dated Nixon's daughter? Cowboy hat/Bush Jr.: Out of patriotism. I was in the guard then.