Doonesbury by Garry Trudeau for December 19, 1999

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Zeke: Great to see you again, Mike! Mike: Uh-huh. Zeke: I'll come right to the point... Mike: Oh, good. Zeke: I see you've been upgrading the furnishings, man... Mike: What is it you wanted to discuss, Zeke? Zeke: It's about your ex-wife's art, man. Mike: What about it? Zeke: Well, now that you've struck it rich, you can afford it! You should be investing in J.J.'s art, man! Mike: But I hate her art. Zeke: What difference does that make? You owe her, man! She carried you for years! Mike: I think it's time for you to leave, Zeke. Zeke: Oh, is it? What are you going to do, Mike? Have a butler remove me? This is crazy! No one has butlers! Butler: Well, I'm in the stock loop, sir.