Doonesbury by Garry Trudeau for January 30, 2000
January 29, 2000
January 31, 2000
Transcript:
Coyboy hat/Bush Jr.: Polls! Polls! They mean nothing! Except for the polls from last summer, which were extremely accurate! Okay! What I want to know is what's happening to my New Hampshire blow-out! I was supposed to be handed New Hampshire on a silver platter! I'm tired of sucking up to voters in this nothing state! I'm from Texas! Texas is first in the nation at being large! If Texas were a country, I'd know the leader's name. Why do I have to spend weeks in the sticks? Campaign worker: Well, sir, something crazy has happened. Not only do many voters now view McCain as more qualified, they're also starting to see him as more electable. Cowboy hat/Bush Jr.: But...but...but I love my wife. I speak spanish. I'm easily confused with my father! Campaign worker: All strong arguments, sir, but they need to be freshened.
