Doonesbury by Garry Trudeau for April 16, 2000
Transcript:
Duke: I wonder if I have an event today...I do! The cable repair guy is coming! And I think my message is starting to catch on! I can feel it resonate out there! Roland: Which message is that, Mr. Duke? Duke: My message of compassionate fascism, of course...Particularly the compassionate piece! That's my strong suit...and it comes from being in touch with what really matters to people! For the democrats, that's pot and promiscuity. For the GOP, it's tobacco and guns. For libertarians, it's all four, plus pornography! Roland: So your appeal is across the board. Duke: Bingo. I'm a uniter, not a divider.