Doonesbury by Garry Trudeau for May 11, 2000
Transcript:
Duke: So what do you want to do for me, nephew? Zonker: Well, I'd like to work in media. Duke: Media, eh? You're familiar with the issues? Zonker: Absolutely. I've boned up on your web site! Duke: Oh, yeah? What's my most controversial position? Zonker: Controversial? Your proposal to invade France. Duke: Wrong! We poll-tested that one! Zonker: Okay, your plan to repatriate Pat Buchanan to Germany.