Doonesbury by Garry Trudeau for May 12, 2000

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Duke: That settles it, nephew - you're my new spin doctor! Honey: Um...sir? He hasn't much experience in that area. Duke: It's not about experience, Honey. It's about trust - the boy is family! Zonker's the only kin I've got, the only one I can count on! When the going gets tough, blood means everything, right, kid? Zonker: Right. Although we're not actually related. Duke: Yeah, I thinik I won him in a poker game.