Doonesbury by Garry Trudeau for July 09, 2000
July 08, 2000
July 10, 2000
Transcript:
Voice from TV: Coming up: Regis, dramatically lit! Zipper: I could use some dramatic lighting. Regis Philbin (on TV): Okay, for $1000! Ready, Governor? George Bush Jr.: Ready, Regis! Regis Philbin: If you were president, and a foreign crisis arose, who would you call? A. Your dad's national security advisor, B. Your dad's economic advisor, C. Your dad's financial backers, or D. Your dad's campaign charman. George Bush Jr.: Whoa...that's a tough one...um...I guess I'll take a lifeline, Regis. Regis Philbin: Ha, ha! There's a surprise! Who are you going to call - your dad? George Bush Jr.: Um...yeah. Regis Philbin: Okay! Let's get him on the horn! Zipper: Nooo! Idiot! Call McCain!
