Doonesbury by Garry Trudeau for February 04, 2001

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Jeff: Can't believe I'm studying this hard... What's come over me? Hey, Zip - could you turn down the music a little? Zipper: Zip? What's this Zip stuff? Jeff: That's your name, is it not? Zipper: But we call each other dude! We've always called each other dude! You've changed, man! You never say dude anymore! It used to be dude this and dude that! You had dude pride and dude chops! Now you're like "I'm the big sophomore. Look at me speak in paragraphs and participate in class and grub for grades!" I mean, what's up with that? Jeff: Whoa... It's gotten that bad? Zipper: Totally! Everyone's noticed - I've been covering for you! Jeff: Tell you what - I'll reboot on weekends. Zipper: A weekend dude? Back! Back! I don't know you, man!