Doonesbury by Garry Trudeau for March 02, 2001
Transcript:
Dean: Hi, there, Coach, what's up? B.D.: I'm up at Danbury, trying to sign Jimmy Foxcroft. Dean: The tailback? I thought he was a good kid. B.D.: He still is. It's just a weapons charge. But he wants Johnnie Cochran to defend him. Dean: Johnnie Cochran? How are we supposed to get Johnnie Cochran? B.D.: I don't know, sir. But it's him or no deal. Dean: Maybe if we offered him an honorary degree... B.D.: Could you let me know? I'm on cell block D.