Doonesbury by Garry Trudeau for June 03, 2001
Transcript:
Walden President: Now there's a sight to warm the heart...warm bodies! So what's the final tally, Horace? Horace: Sir, I'm pleased to report we filled the class! This year, applications tripled to 5,000 for 500 spots! We accepted them all, and 10% elected to come here! It's a horrible yield, of course, but the 10-to-1 ratio makes us look competitive! Walden president: But how'd we triple our applications? Horace: Market repositioning. Have a look at our new catalog. Walden president: "America's safety school"? Horace: It just seemed to strike a chord!