Doonesbury by Garry Trudeau for October 31, 2001
Transcript:
Roland: You can't hang us! There'll be hell to pay! I know Christiane Amanpour! We even dated! Afghan man: Relax, my friend. We have no intention of taking you to the stadium. We're deserting. We needed an excuse to take this vehicle. Roland: Really? You're deserting? Hear that, boys? We're not going to be killed! Want to hear about my date? As a reward? Afghan man: Why not? It's a 62-hour drive.