Doonesbury by Garry Trudeau for May 12, 2002
May 11, 2002
May 13, 2002
Transcript:
Alex: Momster? You awake yet? Zeke: No! Alex: Who asked you, Uncle Stupidhead? J.J.: What is it, Alex? Alex: Mom, ever notice how few body piercings I have compared to my friends? J.J.: Uh... Alex: And the ones I do have have never gotten infected! Same thing with my tatoos...which I got where nobody can see them, not even my boyfriend, who wouldn't be interested anyway because he's gay... which makes things a lot easier pressure-wise...especially since everyone drinks after his concerts, except me because I hate the feeling of not being in control. J.J.: Uh...wow, honey, that's... that's... Were you going somewhere with this? Alex: Yes. Happy Mother's Day.
