Doonesbury by Garry Trudeau for July 28, 2002
July 27, 2002
July 29, 2002
Transcript:
Mike: A pitcher, Jimmy! Jimmy: Aren't you guys working? Mike: Nah. The strip is booked tonight. Jimmy: Excellent! Mike: Zonker! Let's give it up for Denny Klatz, shall we? To Denny Klatz! Zonker: Absolutely! To Denny Klatz! Who is he, by the way? Mike: Didn't you get the memo? Denny Klatz rented the strip today - all six panels! Zonker: Oh, right, right! That Denny Klatz! So, tell me, Mike, what's he like? Mike: Brilliant guy. Said to be irresistibel to women and good to animals. Or is it the other way around? Zonker: Well, if Denny Klatz is paying, let's get it right! I understand he's a recent college grad looking for a job, right, Mike? Mike: Right! And he's going to need one - he's now $50k in the hole! Zonker: Wow! That's what we charge? Mike: Yup. And that's just for name placement. He was scheduled for an actual likeness, but he couldn't afford it! Zonker: Well, I was wondering about that... Mike: To Denny! May he get it together!
