Doonesbury by Garry Trudeau for January 16, 2003
Transcript:
Mike: "Dear Mike: As much as I enjoy the ol' mail bin, it's hard to believe you're reading real letters..." "In fact, it sounds like you're making them up on the spot! How do you plead? Charles, Atlanta." Um...not guilty, Charles! Each of these letters is authentic! I guarantee it! If any of these letters are fake, I'll... I'll eat my...uh... Go. Zonker: "Dear Mike: Eat your what?"