Doonesbury by Garry Trudeau for June 11, 2006
Transcript:
B.D: Never noticed that before... Elias? It can't be... what's this, man? Elias: What? Oh, my Master's diploma. B.D: Master's? I thought you were a high school dropout! How'd you turn that around? Elias: Wasn't easy. Had to spend a few years feeling sorry for myself first. After I got that under control, I went back to school, got my GED, and then worked my way up. Mark: Man, who knew you had actual training? I just thought you had a lot of common sense. Elias: That's because most of what I actually use I learned on the job. B.D: Still, this is impressive. Elias: Thanks, bro. B.D: So what did you master? Elias: Mostly my golf game. Well, the first four holes. Prosthetics sucked back then.