Doonesbury by Garry Trudeau for March 12, 2008
Transcript:
Zeke: Okay. Here's my new plan. Threaten to marry the old lady anyway - unless you're paid ten large to go away. Mike'll pay up, believe me. No way he wants you in his family! Skid: Okay, but no more workin' on spec. I need a grand up front. Zeke: Hee-hee! Right. Sorry, kid. Skid: A grand! Or I'll tell him it was you behind the gold-digger scam! Zeke: Wait a minute - that's a double blackmail! Skid: Yeah. Thanks for the idea. I owe you.