Doonesbury by Garry Trudeau for August 16, 2008

Transcript:

Zonker: I guess my conscience is finally kicking in, Boopsie... the truth is I've served over 3 million calories at McFriendly's - only 800,000 of them necessary for weight maintenance. That's a lot of excess! On the other hand, I was but a lowly server. I was just filling orders. Boopsie: But wasn't that the Nuremberg defense? Zonker: No, that was following orders. Boopsie: Then you're good to go morally. Phew.