Doonesbury by Garry Trudeau for April 05, 2009
Transcript:
Duke: I understand your suspicions of modernity, Akbari, I really do...but couldn't you at least join the 16th century? So, what've you got for me? Akbari: Drug lord. A major player. He's challenging my authority here, but I can't touch him. He has connections in Kabul. Duke: Where's he at? Akbari: That gray house over there, just beyond the mosque. Phone: Beep! Beep! Beep! Duke: What else you got? Akbari: I don't get it - how come you guys are losing?
TapiocaHead over 15 years ago
Yeh, Good question!
farren over 15 years ago
Yes, it’s in their interest to lie about who was killed. Does that make it in our interest to kill profligately? If so, why not just nuke ‘em all?
txmystic over 15 years ago
How much does the missile launch app cost on iTunes?
Penguinassassin007 over 15 years ago
Now I really want an iTouch…..
Richard Howland-Bolton Premium Member over 15 years ago
You have to get the iPhone for that (unless there’s wifi nearby). I think the app is $4.99.
doug-jensen over 15 years ago
jensen@real-time.org
Durak Premium Member over 15 years ago
We’re not losing. It’s just going to take generations to make any noticable progress in Afghanistan. It’s not a question of can we do it. It’s a question of do we have the committment to get it done.
We should really compare this situation to the one in Germany after WWII or in Korea. We made a differance in both places. But it took us 50 years to do it. Are we ready to go through that again?
NotFromIceland over 15 years ago
Nuke ‘em all, let Allah sort ‘em out.
longtimecomicsfan over 15 years ago
Um, there was no noticeable difference in Germany after WWII? In what alternative reality did that occur?
Dtroutma over 15 years ago
This is exactly how we got the intel on who to send to Gitmo. It is very probably the same for predator strikes. Charlie Wilson didn’t buy a single uniform, he gave them stingers. Why should Afghans “get past the 16th century” when they kicked out the Russians, and “militarily” aren’t doing that bad today?
RonBerg13 Premium Member over 15 years ago
This is happening under the Obama administration!?!?!?!
tobybartels over 15 years ago
Obama's the one who promised to extend the war in Afghanistan. Like his other promises so far, he's keeping this one.
Ravensinger over 15 years ago
Even in a cartoon, the simple-minded reporters are creating negative propaganda headlines for their benefit. So Grokenstein (and those like you), where did you uncover these facts? They’re not facts? You mean you made it up? Does this mean you lied? Are you always this untrustworthy? Why should anyone ever believe a thing you say? This is why all news reports are so unreliable.
Ravensinger over 15 years ago
Longtimecomicsfan - That depends on which side of the Iron Curtain you were on. Ah, I gather you WERE there to doubt the difference?
Ravensinger over 15 years ago
Mr. Dypak - Your comments, evaluation, reason and presentation are most impressive and well elucidated.
jackofstories over 15 years ago
You can’t compare the situation after WW II with the current situation. The axis stopped attacking us after they surrendered. While the terorist groups get support from some countries, they are independent entities that can’t be stopped by defeating or controlling individual nations.
Durak Premium Member over 15 years ago
jackofstories says: You can’t compare the situation after WW II with the current situation. The axis stopped attacking us after they surrendered. While the terorist groups get support from some countries, they are independent entities that can’t be stopped by defeating or controlling individual nations. —– Not really true. We held a force in Germany called the US Constabulary until the early 50’s due to insurgent activity. It was the Constabulary’s duty to prevent outbreaks of violence. There are many recorded examples of Germans who were not happy with the way the war ended. Many feared another treaty like the Versailles Treaty which screwed Germany for years after WWI. Much of the violence occured along Germany’s southern border with Italy. For example there were many clashes with Serb forces who wanted payback for Nazi violence in the Balkans. You do have a good point about the differance between fighting a government, such as Germany, and fighting the Taliban. Since we are not fighting a government we can’t really call what is going on a war. Which, technically, makes us a bunch of illegal invaders. Which is just what they’re calling us. This is another good example of why we need a Constitutional convention and fix the countless things wrong with the government today. The country is fine, the government is our problem.