Doonesbury by Garry Trudeau for April 20, 2012
Transcript:
Roland: "About to debrief squad leader." So what's the state of play in Helmand, Sergeant? Sergeant: It's a challenge, sir. We've tried every strategy, from mowing the grass to government in a box to arming the local warlords... none of it's worked out. There's a reason Afghanistan is called the graveyard of empires. Roland: "Soldier: Blah, blah, blah." But we're still winning, right? Sergeant: Well, again...
BE THIS GUY over 12 years ago
Time for the sergeant to come home.
Alabama Al over 12 years ago
The military swore after Vietnam that in any future conflicts the flow of news would be much more tightly controlled. I wonder what the military establishment thinks about the media today doing it for them?
Blood-Poisoning Vermin over 12 years ago
Those who do not learn from history are condemned to… ahhh never mind.
FriscoLou over 12 years ago
Roland can’t quite channel his inner Mike Wallace.
Hope all y’all remember 4-20 Day the way it was meant to be remembered.
Buzza Wuzza over 12 years ago
Bring ’em home.
boldyuma over 12 years ago
Ha..Like Trudeau would even have a clue as to how the U S military keeps us safe..
Peabody-Martini over 12 years ago
It’s Groundhog day!
King_Shark over 12 years ago
The Taliban continues to retreat forwards every day. They have just retreated to the centre of Kabul.
billydub over 12 years ago
Mowing the grass? Government in a box? Can someone translate the jargon for us civvies…?
Astolat over 12 years ago
‘Mowing the grass’ was the troops’ description of the sweeps out of their bases to engage with and kill Taliban fighters before pulling back again: just like mowing the grass it is a never-ending and ultimately pointless strategy.
‘Government in a box’ is what General McChrystal said the US were ready to roll out after the 2010 surge.
Have to admit I din’t know these, but it was interesting finding them!
Starrman69 over 12 years ago
“The Graveyard of Empires”…England and Russia immediately come to mind…and now the United States…wonder how China will deal with them?
SwimsWithSharks over 12 years ago
Hush, yall. Roland is tweeting fer our freedoms.
bagbalm over 12 years ago
Afghanistan can be won, by someone monstrous enough to depopulate it.
Hansternator over 12 years ago
Yep – Insight from someone who probably doesn’t even watch FAUX. Well said
peabodyboy over 12 years ago
Cool. I feared that it was from the Bible, 1 John 4:20.
“If a man say, I love God, and hateth his brother, he is a liar; for he that loveth not his brother whom he hath seen, how can he love God whom he hath not seen?”
I’m glad that I’m not a believer, because, if this were true, we’d all be on a fast track to Hell.
corzak over 12 years ago
Afghanistan – the “Graveyard of Empires” – including the U.S., unless we get out on schedule in 2014.But with Republicans saying we should stay in Afghanistan . . . and with Republicans saying that, in addition, we should support Israeli war with Iran . . . makes one pessimistic . . .
PShaw0423 over 12 years ago
Doughfoot, Masterskrain: Thanks for the historical background — some things I was aware of, others not. What FriscoLou may or may not have had in mind is still up for grabs..As for the pot connection, that one was new to me; I’ve lived a sheltered life…even going to college in the sixties, I’ve never used. I was too much of a nerd for anyone to have offered me any, although I sure was around it…the aroma is, shall we say, unmistakeable. The might-have-beens, though, are interesting to think about. :J
peabodyboy over 12 years ago
:-D? Is that an illegal smile I see there?
kaffekup over 12 years ago
That would be an improvement; at least it’s not a lie (sort of).
rclake1963 over 12 years ago
Maybe they could make their own suicide bomber out of Roland!
kraftylynx over 12 years ago
Time for Roland to step on an IED.
RinaFarina over 12 years ago
Even way back in the 60’s, during the Vietnam war, I always felt it was obvious why the Americans were going to lose. After all, what were they fighting for? Who could say? But the Vietnamis – like the Afghanis now – knew exactly what they were fighting for:THEIR HOMES! THEIR CULTURE! THEIR VERY EXISTENCE!
When did this feeling surface in the US? During 9/11. And then went back to sleep. Well, didn’t it?
basshwy over 12 years ago
What would they win in Afghanistan? How about the rights to several trillion dollars worth of minerals under the ground.