Doonesbury by Garry Trudeau for April 27, 2012
Transcript:
Roland: Not getting what I need... think, man! What would Geraldo do? Soldier: Hey... are you that reporter who was Tweeting on patrol? Roland: Why, yes, yes, I am, son. Soldier: What were you thinking, dude? A cell gives away position! You could have gotten the whole team blown up! You're like freakin' Geraldo, man! Roland: Oh... thanks.
BE THIS GUY over 12 years ago
Roland was doing stupid things before Geraldo.
pouncingtiger over 12 years ago
Roland, you git, that wasn’t a complement!
basshwy over 12 years ago
Hey Roland – that’s the unfortunate thing about the truth – sometimes it’s inconvenient to the story you want to write. I’d say by Roland’s body language he realises that he boobed.
Catalystvi over 12 years ago
Got handed a dish of humble pie – pretty sweet.
King_Shark over 12 years ago
The Taliban wouldn’t blow up any outfit to which Hedley is attached. His value as a living, breathing, annoying nuisance is too great.
basshwy over 12 years ago
Compulsory transfer?
thirdguy over 12 years ago
Friendly fired Faux!
King_Shark over 12 years ago
Detweeting?
YatInExile over 12 years ago
In his day, Gen. William T. Sherman hated reporters. I wonder what he’d say about the bunch we have now.
Chas60 over 12 years ago
Having met reports while on patrol, we take away their phones, lap tops, an I-Pads and in some cases their pencils an pads too!
rasalom over 12 years ago
frag the reporter
kaffekup over 12 years ago
Justifiable homicide.
Bill Chapman over 12 years ago
I wondered about that – I know from my Marine cousin that cells(if they even carried them) were supposed to be turned off, and some even went so far as to remove the battery.
smalltownbrown over 12 years ago
editing
Dtroutma over 12 years ago
Geraldo has long been the biggest ego, and phony, in broadcasting.(His is definitely NOT “journalism”.) While he’s only typical of Fux news staff today, in ‘Nam, he would have been in a much less “technical” era, but much less technical means would have taken him out for what he’s done, in several zones.
Alms4Thorby over 12 years ago
Perfect
Phydeos Rex over 12 years ago
Why let the truth get in the way of a good story?
joe vignone over 12 years ago
Geraldo once asked the son of the Shah of Iran when he thought democracy might be restored to his country! No wonder he works for Fixed News.
KathDu over 12 years ago
Re: “Hey, That Guy Lives There.” Hilarious, and bewildering that Gerald could be that stupid….
Kentcee over 12 years ago
let’s see. you don’t like Fox. You don’t like conservatives. You really don’t like Bush You do like all Democrats. Are you John Terry’s brother??kentcee
tcambeul over 12 years ago
Frag his arse!!!
nerual53 Premium Member over 12 years ago
Roland thinks he did a good thing!!! All Heil Rupert! The right wing is truly SICK.
sbeavin over 12 years ago
Just another dumbass working for fox.
John Willis Premium Member over 12 years ago
Isn’t Roland based on Geraldo? Reaching way back in my memory I seem to think Trudeau introduced him back when Geraldo was becoming very popular (decades ago)
Aslan Balaur over 12 years ago
Oh I don’t know, his making up the facts as he goes along makes him a perfect fit at Faux Snooze.
Whitecamry over 12 years ago
Maybe Roland should cover sports, like did in Saigon.