Doonesbury by Garry Trudeau for August 24, 2015
Transcript:
Zonker: Boy, it's great to see you again, Uncle Duke. It's been much too long! Duke: Sure has. Got the certified check for your tuition? Zonker: Yup. Here you go. I hope this works out. Dad had to take out a pretty stiff loan... Duke: He won't regret it, boy. He'll be watching you graduate in three short years! Four years max. Zonker: I dunno, Uncle Duke. I've never even taken bio before. Duke: Neither have a lot of our students. Dean Honey here is tutoring half the volleyball team! Zonker: Volleyball? There's time for volleyball? Duke: Most of the games are fixed, but it's still good fun. Honey: Welcome to Club Pre-Med, sir!
BE THIS GUY about 9 years ago
Does tuition cover cocktails?
Argythree about 9 years ago
Club Pre-Med? Kind of like Club Med. Now I understand…
Renatus Profuturus Frigeridus Premium Member about 9 years ago
Knowing Duke in that Varsy there will be time not only for volley but also for basket,soccer……….polo and curling
SKJAM! Premium Member about 9 years ago
Good thing Zonker gets a lot of money in a while, so those student loans go away.
mourdac Premium Member about 9 years ago
Don’t think I’d advance any money to Duke.
ChessPirate about 9 years ago
When he graduates, he’ll be a Doctor of Zonkology…
lindz.coop Premium Member about 9 years ago
Is that short for pre-meditated?