Doonesbury by Garry Trudeau for January 28, 2016
Transcript:
Zonker: Fine. I'll have my lawyer get in touch with yours to see if we can work something out. Thanks, Mrs. Kirby! Mike: Mrs. Kirby? Zonker, what are you doing? Zonker: What I have to, Mike. I'm going to buy Walden to preserve it for the ages. Mike: You're what? Zonker: It's bigger than you and I, Mike. I see it as a shrine to the era of communal life, and I want you to be curator! Mike: Zonker... Zonker: Just on weekends. I know you could use the money, guy. Don't be proud.
BE THIS GUY almost 9 years ago
Don’t worry, Mike, it will look good on your resume.
Argythree almost 9 years ago
A fool and his money…
Liverlips McCracken Premium Member almost 9 years ago
Yep, still the same old Zonker.
mr.monkeyshines almost 9 years ago
love the equestrian pants…in montreal canada,we called them ‘breeks’ when i was little.
mr.monkeyshines almost 9 years ago
har..just looked it up…‘scottish term for ’breeches’.
Sheila Hardie almost 9 years ago
And there goes all his money…
rlcooke almost 9 years ago
Jodhpurs?
NeedaChuckle Premium Member almost 9 years ago
If the drive isn’t far why not get a contract for a bunch of dough and do it.
jeffiekins almost 9 years ago
Let’s see… $23 million. Less taxes (about 35% those days) leaves…$15 million. If Walden commune was 5,000 sf on a lovely 5 acres in a close-in suburb, it could possibly have cost up to $400k, though 200 is more likely. It’s a rounding error on Z’s net worth. 70’s money, remember?
Linguist almost 9 years ago
Zonk’s lost a little height and gained a little weight in panel #4.I guess, carrying such a heavy load of responsibility, must be getting him down.
pumaman almost 9 years ago
You and me. Not you and I.
For a Just and Peaceful World almost 9 years ago
He could turn Walden into a for-profit school, which it eventually was, get the students loaded with student loans by using predatory lending, and make a fortune. Google: Executives Collect $2 Billion at For-Profit Colleges bloomberg.
ferengi19 almost 9 years ago
where did the spoon go in the last panel?
Bob Blumenfeld almost 9 years ago
Zonker seems to get a smidgen taller in the third frame.