Doonesbury by Garry Trudeau for April 28, 2016

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Zonker: Um... Honey, I think we might be overloading Uncle Duke's circuits a little here. Maybe if I could be alone with him? Honey: You? But you don't have the same intimate rapport that... Zonker: What are you talking about? I've known Uncle Duke most of my life! Honey: Maybe, but I'm his second-in-command here, and I... Zonker: Honey, I paid for him! Honey: That is, lord it over me! Duke: I don't trust this chick. She's got paternity suit written all over her.